Stupid UPS Upgrade

What they wrote:

Yesterday afternoon (Pacific time), our data center provider (<datacenter name>) was performing some upgrades to their UPS devices. We are still gathering details, but power to the data centre was lost and our equipment there was interrupted. While our servers have dual power supplies, the power outage affected both circuits.

What we read:

Yesterday afternoon (Pacific time <as if that matters>), our data center provider (<name inserted here in an attempt to deflect attention from us>) was performing some upgrades to their UPS devices and some moron dropped a UPS on our SAN and took out our whole operation.