Me: Okay, I’ve made the new password for our VPN tunnel. The password is:
“correct, horse, battery, staple” (Read as “correct comma space horse comma space battery comma space staple.”)
<twenty minutes of grunting and hold music elapse>
Firewall tech: “The comma key… that’s the one next to the Enter key, right? Or is that the one on the greater than key?”
Me: *facepalm*