Me: Hi Sales Guy. I need an HP 4000P desktop PC (LA070UT) with an internal modem.
Sales Guy: Hey Me. In stock, in NJ. Not sure what you mean by an internal modem. Please clarify.
Regards,
Sales Guy
Seriously? You work as a salesman of computer hardware and you don’t know what an internal modem is? I mean, sure, maybe you’ve lived on cable, DSL, or fiber for the entirety of your Internet life, but you’ve never heard of a modem?