Field Manager on 10/13: Please give Bill Murray, employee #AAABBB access to System A.
Me: Bill already has access to that system and has been an active user.
Field Manager on 10/20: Please give Bill Murray, employee #AAABBB access to System A.
Me: Bill already has access to that system and has been an active user.
Field Manager on 10/27: Please give Bill Murray, employee #AAABBB access to System A.
Me: Bill already has access to that system and has been an active user. Is any assistance needed?
(Sometimes I wonder if they’re just playing a trick on me.)